Election Time!

The ROK will have their next presidential election this Wednesday! They have 12 dumbasses to choose from compared to our 2 or 3.

Knowing nothing of his politics, 전관 (Jeon Gwan) was my immediate favorite due to his friendly, likable appearance that subtly suggests global domination. I later found out that he's a war vet, and that's an old battered army helmet, not a globe.

Oh how everything changed when I found out about No. 8, 허경영 (Heo Gyeong yeong). A true visionary. A few translated excepts from a recent interview:

Like a light from the east, I have appeared for this era, and since I can see the future, I have planned my Internet strategy way back in the past. With my 430 IQ, I can also control the spiritual domain.

I have also read 35 religious scriptures from several religions, and concluded that they have no value. The religions have prepared for my coming and I’m the one who will complete them.

He also controls his political party with his spiritual abilities and plans on moving the UN headquarters to 판문점 (Panmunjeom), the small village that exists on the DMZ border.


And then there's this guy, 이명박 (Ee Myeong Bak), who's favored to win. He kind of looks like someone I knew in high school. He's surrounded in a huge financial cover-up scandal. You can kind of read about it here, but not really. We'll see what happens.